How Meghan Trainor is Single-Handedly Decimating Your Chances of Finding a Woman

    When my wife started singing along to Meghan Trainor’s new song “NO” in the car, I couldn’t help but notice the catchy tune from one of today’s...



When my wife started singing along to Meghan Trainor’s new song “NO” in the car, I couldn’t help but notice the catchy tune from one of today’s leading chart toppers, providing women of all ages with a refreshed attitude about being a modern, single woman and proudly reinforces the mantra like a 6-foot-4, 400 pound high school football player. What I also couldn’t help but notice as well: The song contains an insidious message trying to kill off every eligible bachelor’s chance of finding their match within the western world.

Does Meghan Trainor not realize she is spurring a new generation of miserable spinsters for the 21st Century?

Further, for those women who should just go ahead and donate their ovaries to the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History, is this song supposed to be a positive reinforcement to living alone with nine cats? I don’t know how glorious it is to be living in perpetual solitude in an overpriced apartment with nothing to show for it but used take-out containers from local Chinese restaurants. That seems like a never-ending spoonful of shit to me.

By what my own observations lead me to believe, this song is dedicated to the continued re-programming of our biological imperatives and is enforcing the SJW-derived notions that “men suck”, “women are the best, get over it” and “you shouldn’t need to have a man in your life, unless it is you who deems it is absolutely needed”.  Had this song’s destructive intentions been contained to a single demographic within our western culture, I would have otherwise ignored it, but this song (and like many other pop stars of the modern era) are systematically stacking the odds against you hooking up tonight.

Let’s get down to brass-tacks.

While the layered messages within the song might not be consciously decoded by her audience, it is ultimately hurting YOUR chances with the next eligible woman you meet at the bar, club, library, gas station or upcoming plane flight. Before women saying “No” at first might have been a component of the old cat-and-mouse paradigm but this is something completely different. This is taking an already tough situation of ‘breaking the ice’ and throwing the entire fucking thing out the window. The deflector shields are up and they are not coming down, no matter what you look like or what she really thinks of you deep down inside. For now, at least.

What I hope to offer to you, the reader who is currently navigating a perilous journey of epic social justice/ feminazi proportions, is to be persistent (more so, patient) with this new wave of thinking and behavior.

I get it…

…you’re already fighting your own battles with the legions of man-haters that think you perpetuate a rape culture just by your own existence, but there will come a time when the red alarms go off in the minds of most sane women, screaming bloody murder for companionship with the opposite sex, that hopefully leads to marriage and then onward towards babies someday.

Or maybe I’m wrong and this is the new path for the human race. Maybe in the future, men won’t need to initiate contact with women they find attractive enough to go up to and say ‘hi’. Maybe we’ll all just blend together and become a single androgynous race of beings that produce offspring with In vitro fertilization simply for the sake of prolonging the human race. I know a few SJWs that would prefer it that way


Born in Indiana but was raised in Connecticut and Virginia. Joined the United States Marine Corps in 2001 and spent 8 years visiting exotic places, meeting strange people and always having a plan to kill everyone he met along the way. Has (4) tours of combat under his belt, both in Iraq and Afghanistan. Now has a much calmer lifestyle with his wife, Cristina. Enjoys powerlifting, drinking whiskey, shooting guns in the (still) free state of Virginia and making liberals lose their fucking minds. You can reach him at @mattycakes0231 on Twitter.
  • One-Eye

    Who cares what that fat shovel-faced bitch has to say?

  • Duke Silver

    I follow this song when cashiers ask me for personal information when I check out. My email is ‘no’, my name is ‘no’, my phone number is ‘no’.

  • Kyle Miller

    Like Dave Chappelle said “Sometimes you gotta take the Pussy like Pepe”

  • Sugar Clamazon

    Honestly I’m tired of “rich white women
    feminism.” This song highlights the age old adage that men are taught to
    desire, and women are taught to be desired, in a semi-hypocritical dance orgy
    where a woman who doesn’t want to be desired is gyrating like an overstuffed
    sausage in a fishnet body suit.

    Intersectionality is the real issue that is not being
    addressed here: Example: a woman can not be understood in terms of being a
    women if she does not want to actually be a mother or a wife, or dance around
    looking like yesterdays catch of the day. Read a fucking book ok? If considered
    independently, but must include the interactions, which frequently and equally
    are supposed to reinforce each other IE: Just wanting to shake your ass, and
    not wanting to get raw dogged by some club rando who smells like a used car

    Feminism is not feminism if we solely focus on “rich
    white woman” issues such as just being a wife or a mother, and not the
    intersections between forms or systems of oppression, domination or
    discrimination. Jesus maybe, she just wants to shake her sausage tits in a club
    and not be approached, ok?

    And I’m not sorry
    saying this.

    • 2+2=4andalwayswill

      If “being a wife or mother” is strictly a rich white woman issue, then feminism has utterly failed black women, even more than white women.

  • Mister Alighieri

    The funny thing is Trainor is on top of the feminist heap. She is a cute chubby girl. She is still getting male attention and people shower her with attention. But the Wall comes to all but a minority of women in their 30’s and 40’s. She will one day be a has been with no man wanting her. Then her songs will be forlorn love ballads. Her my future husband song makes me cringe everytime I hear it. She has a long list of demands for a girl that is only a 6 on a good day. She might be clever, but that doesn’t matter after a certain point either.

  • Dwrd Cfla

    This month’s chunky white sista-imitating anthem.

  • 2+2=4andalwayswill

    TBH I think you misunderstood the song because you aren’t a teenage girl. Here, look at these lyrics:

    “lick your lips and swing your hips girl all you gotta say is NO”.

    See, this song is really about sending mixed signals in order to, essentially, play hard to get and be more interesting to boys. That’s what I think. That’s the insanity of teenage girls and that’s who her idiot demographic is.

    So you don’t have to worry about this song making men single. Just confused and fed up.

    • chewtoy2016

      Good point. Confused and fed up is still a deterrent. A deterrent that leads to video games and porn instead.

      • 2+2=4andalwayswill

        Yes, it’s worse in a way. Because it doesn’t just make men give up, it makes them completely crazy.

        I’m glad I didn’t have sons. I don’t think I could bear to watch their suffering here at the end of civilization.

  • LyovMyshkin

    I would have enjoyed this article more if I’d listened to the song but I’m not prepared to do that, Delphia. Sorry.


  • Hunter Alden

    Pretty sure female artists have been making music about saying no to men for a while:

  • Sean

    This is a fat chick, whose last boyfriend cheated on her, making a song about how hard she is to get. Pretty sure it’s a satire.


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