Hillary Clinton held a rally today in Philadelphia amidst recent concerns about her “medical episode” at this Sunday’s 9/11 memorial service.
“Let me put this issue to rest” Hillary said in her classic soaring baritone. “I am fit as can be.”
Hillary went on to give a typically inspiring speech about hope and change and how she grew up never knowing her black father.
“As you can tell by my classic blonde hair, I am clearly Hillary Rodham Clinton. And frankly I find any inquiries into my health to be racist…I mean sexist. I am Hillary Clinton.”
Hillary went on to thank the ongoing support of her wife Michelle and looks forward to the next four years of a healthy presidency.